he thought i was a dude.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
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She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
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i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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