If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
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