you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
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She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
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Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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