I feel great
I just peed on a car
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
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EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
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He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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