so that wasnt chicken after all
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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