I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
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I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
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I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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