i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
You know, be my cock's hype man.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
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Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
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He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
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your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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