some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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