Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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