She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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