My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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