So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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