Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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