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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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