its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
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My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
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The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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