I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
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Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
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I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
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