"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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