"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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