he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
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We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
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Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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