If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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