Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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