office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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