I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
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