Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
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So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
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please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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