Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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