so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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