He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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