Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
