How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
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he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
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Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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