you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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