Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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