your thong is hanging out like whoa
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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