Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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