So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
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No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
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Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
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