just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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