sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
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Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
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Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
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