I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
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We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
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ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
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