It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
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she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
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Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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