wat bout pragnant strippers??
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often