Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
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His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
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I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.