Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I need a hoe opinion
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