We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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