You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
A bitchslap is in order.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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