mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
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There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
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So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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