I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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