dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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