You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
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she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
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Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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