Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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