im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
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A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
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Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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