I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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