Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
It's never too late to be topless.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
You did what with his pubic hair?
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