just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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