whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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