Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
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This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
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Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
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