Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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