...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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