he wants to bone in the snuggie
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
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I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
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After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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