we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
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After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
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Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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