Me. At least after what I've been through.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
